My father

My father is the person who jacked it in my mother then found out I was gay and then said "Goodbye son, I'm getting some milk" and was never heard from again

"I wish my father came to my baseball games when I was younger."

by WishIsGay June 12, 2022

Father

A person who always leaves to get milk for no fucking reason at all and will only come back when you become famous.

Father: Alright son Ima head out and get the milk
Me: But we got milk 2 hours ago
Father: You know me, you can never have too much milk!
Me: He’s not getting milk

by Amogusss June 13, 2022

fathers day special

Performing anal sex on your typically apprehensive partner in the back of a Ford Bronco while enjoying a bowl of pho.

Good thing my girlfriend wasnt the one eating that spicy pho during my Fathers Day Special, or my dick would be on fire!

by richravens900 June 19, 2022

Father

Something that left you.

Tommy's father left him.

by H0URS July 5, 2022

Father

Someone I’ve never met.

“Hey my father was being so goofy today, I love him!” Athena said.

“I don’t have a father” said you.

by Fatherlessisnotp February 17, 2022

fuck father

Zeus, the supreme fuckboy.

All these fuckboys, but who's the fuck father?
Zeus, probably.

by KillgarraghForever February 20, 2022

Father Silas

The founder of the religion, Khan Academy. The religion was founded in February 2022 and currently has between 5-15 members.

Father Silas is the father of Khan Academy.

by OfficialKhanAcademy February 28, 2022