Trail of Fail

n. a life that's seemingly hopeless, a neverending epic fail. Those who lead a Trail of Fail are often emo teenagers or nerdy 40-year-olds who live with their mothers.

My life is a Trail of Fail. I woke up, stubbed my toe, burned my breakfast, found out that my bike was stolen, was dumped by my girlfriend and it's not even noon yet.

by emoboi0716 December 6, 2009

Fablaba

The condition of having a crusty wenis.

if you dont kno what a wenis is look it up.

by scott anderson January 7, 2004

Fail Guild

A Fail Guild is an association of people under a "Guild Tag" in the game World of Warcraft that contains players of a disreputable sort. To qualify as a "fail guild," a guild must first be very badly behaved (publicly racist or homophobic), have members that have ninja'd a guild bank on another server, and all members must be defensive and condone their other members' asshat behavior. No amount of epics, raid progression, or well spoken players in a guild can remove the stain of asshatery that denotes a guild to "fail".

Mysteria on Baelgun was a Fail Guild
Sectum Et Impera on Muradin was a Fail Guild

by QwikofMuradin February 4, 2009

Fail Child

A child that kind of sucks at life.

The 6-year old boy that decided to hop in the helium balloon thinking it would be fun, but then come to find out that he was hiding in his house the whole time, while the police and every other law enforcement agency is looking for him. fail child.

by ObamasKidz October 15, 2009

failboy

Like a mailboy, except he delivers fail.

You're such an unbelievable failboy!

by jukthe June 29, 2010

epic fail sauce fail

When purposefully attempting to replicate a fail sauce and failing in the attempt it can be considered an epic fail sauce fail.

That guy's solo was epic fail sauce fail

by Tung Hotaling November 28, 2010

mexican failboat

A raft made with bits of hair, generally of poor mexican woman and occasionally dogs. The raft is used to send mentally retarded mexican children out to sea to be destroyed by sharks.

Sailer 1: Dude! Whats that? its some black stringy thing with a bunch of mexican kids on it!

Sailer 2: Thats the mexican failboat... and those kids are retarded so its fucking hilarious.

by AJDB March 16, 2009