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Face Crush Saga

When someone is lying down playing Candy Crush Saga, but the phone slips out of their hands and smashes them in the face. In some instances it can break someone's nose, knock a tooth loose, bust their lip open, or hopefully knock them out for a little while so they stop sending game requests on Facebook.
"My girl was playing a game of Candy Crush Saga, but it quickly turned into Face Crush Saga. The phone fell on her mouth and knocked a tooth out. She freaked out at first, but regained her composure after a couple of minutes and dipped her tooth in a bowl of milk until she could go see the dentist."
by 13th December 10, 2013
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face in a hole

This is a kinky foreplay game...great for getting your favorite gal wet & ready. U simply take down her pants, remove her panties, perferrably with your teeth, and put your face in a hole.
I cant wait to get off work & play a game of face in a hole with my girlfriend!
by Mimi4 January 23, 2014
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face violated

When someone forces you to look at something disgusting.
I was face violated when I saw my parents having sex.
by Cynthia9512Vivian May 31, 2014
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Face Fondue

When a couple put fondue like edibles in their mouths and then make out
Dude, me and that chick face fondued the fuck out of each other night
by Parabol.a March 10, 2015
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face vindication

Finding an old crush on Facebook who rejected your advances back in the day, and choosing not to befriend them because, man, they turned out fugly and well, you are pretty good looking.
G: Yo, found Andrea D on the FB
T: Y'all friends now?
G: Man, she fugly, don't want to revisit that.
T: You finally got yourself some face vindication brah!
by Sticky AKA September 1, 2015
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Face Friend

A person who is your friend to you in person but lies about you behind your back when your not around .
Why does Lisa act so nice in person but talk about you when your not here .....because she is a face friend .
by realtalk86 September 26, 2015
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face fuckery

Being verbally fucked in the face by a fuckface
Looking at the prices is one thing. Experiencing the face fuckery that is the NYC real estate brokerage business is something else.
by QuakePhil July 25, 2016
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