Fag-o-potamus

A term used to affectionately bring attention to a morbidly obese homosexual without calling them a morbidly obese homosexual.

Did you see the fag-o-potamus convention at McDonalds?

by razorpig September 9, 2011

fag bag 69

When someone is so gay they seem to be more gay than a bag with 69 faggots inside of it.

Dude you are such a fag bag 69.

by jayden nelson420 August 15, 2017

fag-pire

Noun: term used to describe the so-called "vampires" in the Twilight series.

Dumb Bitch: I LOOOOOOVE TWILIGHT!!!
Me: Stop talking to me.
Dumb Bitch: EDWARD IS SOOOOO HOOTT!!! <3<3
Me: Who the hell is Edward?
Dumb Bitch: Uh...DUUHH!!! He's a VAMPIRE!!!
Me: More like "fag-pire"...

by quademic November 17, 2009

fag hag

n. A woman who enjoys hanging out with gay men.

Why don't more fag hags hang out with my roommate?

by The Grammar Nazi October 6, 2002

fag factor five

1) Being in a state of extreme homosexual flamboyance.
2) Being in the presence of a large number homosexual persons.

Guy 1: Hey dude, have you been to Club Med Gym recently?
Guy 2: No way man, last time I went it there it was like fag factor five, there was so much flouncing I had to leave.

or

Guy 1: What is that guy in the leather trousers doing?
Guy 2: OMG he just squeezed that dude's ass
Guy 1: I think we've just reached fag factor five in here

by Sexual Harassment Panda May 31, 2006

fag bastard

The outcome when a homosexual inseminates some broad in an ill-fated attempt to acquiesce the shattered dreams of his pathetic mother.

I hope mom gets off my case now that we have this fag bastard

by grokhisballz July 13, 2009

Fag-mush

A sore loser who disses others and ruins everything.

Hey, you Fag-mush, why the hell did you say that?

by RealLife? March 28, 2011