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Soaring on the wings of a bald eagle

To have spread eagle missionary sex with a female with a shaved pussy
Roommate 1: (text message) Yo dude don't come home tonight I'm gonna be soaring on the wings of a bald eagle
Roommate 2: (text message) Roger Roger runway 69 is open for takeoff
by sraM December 4, 2012
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american eagle

a clothing store where every other conformist preppy bitch can go and buy shxt that noone actually likes just buys it to be "cool"
Kid that wears american eagle: yeah i just bought a 50 dollar plain white shirt that has ae on it
Non-conformist kid:hey why don't you try being an individual
AE kid:whats that?
by kylexcore July 2, 2007
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Bald Eagle

Similar to a flying squirrel, a Bald Eagle occurs as you stretch your ballsack out by the edges while you get your salad tossed while simultaneously receiving a hand job from a girl kneeling in front of you.
Matt: I need to go out to the airport to catch a bald eagle.

Canon: Hope he's good looking...

Matt: (Punches Canon)
by mosh 54 February 9, 2010
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American Eagle

A preppy-esque store, usually emulates Abercrombie, Hollister and other shitty quality overpriced stores that were formerly quite popular to teens and their pre-teen younger siblings.
A store for poor people on the east end of Long Island (New York, and no, not the city dumbass). A store for modest christians with a simple, typical, run-of-the-mill all american, athletic, school spirity attitudes.
The antichrist of creativity, and fashion among the youth due to looks solely inspired by watered down trends, not having anything to do with inspiration at all.
Shame on me for going to American Eagle "Outfitters," I was succumb to their $30 moccasins and $12 buy-one-get-one-free striped tees! damn it.
by marioshmashbros November 6, 2009
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american eagle outfitters

A shitty clothing store run by racist white people. Don't believe me? Answer me this--have you ever seen a black or Latino guy working at an American Eagle Outfitters? I thought not.
Shop at American Eagle Outfitters and you're supporting communism.
by My name August 2, 2006
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Blood eagle

Passing out spread eagle with blood stains on your panties.
Shit, Rob, I just started my period. Whatever happens tonight don't let me pass out blood eagle.
by Dreebles May 19, 2013
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American Eagle

A place where kids shop because they can't afford Abercrombie and Fitch clothes
i have no money, thats ok lets just go to American eagle
by steveeeee April 19, 2007
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