When someone who is dating a man decides to cheat on them with a person of asian decent. The woman procedes to give the man oral or vaginal pleasure and winds up taking the load in the face.
mike "hey man you sound depressed whats wrong?"
frank "dude my girlfriend had some wrong dong soup last night"
mike "bummer man"
frank "dude my girlfriend had some wrong dong soup last night"
mike "bummer man"
by benjaminFLAwats June 07, 2010
Simply another way of saying "suck my manhood", because you can never have too many methods of parlaying this fine gesture of true respect to your fellow man.
"Please leave a message at the tone, unless you are a bill collector, in which case you may Slurp My Dong"
by Masked_Marauder November 25, 2013
Long Dong Silver is the nickname I call Casey, another cadet on my floor who has this long dick I like to suck.
by USAF Cadet October 19, 2020
whats up ding dong face
by lane dittoe December 11, 2008
The crust in between the penis head and shaft that forms after not showering for a day or so. Also known as a homeless guy who says he is richer then you by "life experiences".
The hong dong in my crotch is making my balls itch.
Let me throw away this condom with hong dong in it.
Let me throw away this condom with hong dong in it.
by Jewbear April 08, 2007
Ding Dong Bonging is an action sports game very similar in origins to ding dong ditching. However, rather than being a pussy, and running from the door, one must stay their ground (on the front porch) and bong a brew as soon as the homeowner opens the door. The object of the game is to get drunk. Side affects of the game include surprised home owners and dorm residents.
by Dirty Eddd May 13, 2009
Generally an act of affection. A dribbley dong whip is when a man finishes urinating, and instead of shaking off the last few drops (or dribbles), the man dong whips (AKA cock slap, mushroom stamp, etc) his significant other with the remaining urine.
After enjoying a long and blissfull piss, Mark looked on at his beautifull bride laying peacefully in the bedroom, and decides she is worthy of a much deserved dribbley dong whip.
by PDD April 19, 2006