daved

To have your system access removed or reduced rendering you incapable of doing your job. This usually occurs at critical times during upgrades or implementations. It is possible to be un-daved but this is usually a long and painfull process involving providing proof of why you actually do need said access.

Shit i've been daved again.

by Eugene Rockafella October 9, 2007

Dave

A person who thinks they are super cool but are, in reality, extreme douche bags. Often found with a "Jerry" of the same meaning.

Person A: Hey is that Dave and Jerry!?
Person B: Yea, but don't wave. They are extreme douche bags.

by lilswanson4312 September 8, 2011

Dave and Bambi fnf

this stupid ass mod with 0 fans for it. its so dymb Dave and Bambi fnf shuld get calserdns

person 1: i like the Dave and Bambi fnf mod
person 2: then you shit lol
person 1 : IHDFSGKJLSDFKJGDFSGKJDFSGKJDFSGKJDFSGKDFSGKGKHFGKFGKDFGKDFS I WILL CANSELD YOU ON TITTER

by GIYOEFVDFSGHDFSGHDF NDFSGHKFDS December 27, 2021

Dave Grohl

A better drummer than he is guitarist/frontman. Foo Fighters is like mainstream pop rock that is inferior to his work with Nirvana. Dave Grohls drumming is amazing. His drumming skills put Nirvana on the map.

Dave Grohls skillful and fast drumming abilities can be observed on nevermind and in utero

by Tony44 April 1, 2009

Dave

To go straight ahead. Used with Lewy and Dave; Left; Right; and Straight ahead. Named for David Ralph Lewis who in the mid 60's in Duluth Minnesota stole many cars for joyriding and to see how many times he could roll the cars. A pure manic who died of cancer at 27 years. Since then "Hang a Ralph", "Hang a Lewy" or "do a Dave" have entered the popular lexicon.

Do a Dave

by biker451 July 9, 2009

dave chappelle

A compulsive masturbator who talks about it on TV.

Wu Tang Clan ain’t nothin’ to mess with *jerks himself off.*

by Philip and Randy June 23, 2004

Dave

Buttflush the turbo douche. A guy so stupid it takes him 5 minutes to respond to a simple question. Can't be trusted with silly putty; often married for life to women who own ballgags.

Check out the Darwin Awards! So many daves won this year by setting themselves on fire with yarn that I lost a bet!!

by Patricia Bosworth January 18, 2010