dildo date

when one person is as old as another one was at a certain time

your friend who's 786 days older than you: on february 17th, 2021 i was the same exact age as you are now. that is our dildo date.
you: woah.

by Wissy Pissy April 14, 2023

dildo clock

The thing you try to buy for your best sam but then she gets really mad at you :( <3

"Katherine stop. Are you fucking kidding me. I do not want a dildo clock"

by Dildoclock November 27, 2017

dildo queef

The farting of a dildo.

I met this girl last night and when I went to fuck her, she had a dildo queef

by CockBlast3r December 01, 2016

Meat dildo

Meat dildo: noun; a penis, dick, cock, wood, shlong.

When someone is called as a meat dildo it means that they have a nice piece of meat in their pants waiting for someone to unpackaged his meat dildo and get fucked.

her: "hey, can you be my meat dildo?"
Him: "Sure, come get it while its still fresh"

by Fhsbridnw July 03, 2023

dildo mountain

A golf course so brutal that after the round, you feel like you’ve been riding an ginormous anal dildo for 4+ hours

I can’t play Dildo Mountain again as I need to be able to walk.

by Yakthis May 01, 2023

Dildo sucker

Someone who sucks on medium-rare dildos

'Ugh derick is such a dildo sucker' says marcus 'I know right, he definitely sucks medium-rare dildos' says swaneeet

by Hairy vagina face October 18, 2019

Dildo jungle

It's when you stick dildos all over the floor, walls and ceiling, covering up the entire room with dildos.

Bob has set up a dildo jungle.

by wendigoascension June 30, 2024