your friend who's 786 days older than you: on february 17th, 2021 i was the same exact age as you are now. that is our dildo date.
you: woah.
you: woah.
by Wissy Pissy April 14, 2023
by Dildoclock November 27, 2017
by CockBlast3r December 01, 2016
Meat dildo: noun; a penis, dick, cock, wood, shlong.
When someone is called as a meat dildo it means that they have a nice piece of meat in their pants waiting for someone to unpackaged his meat dildo and get fucked.
When someone is called as a meat dildo it means that they have a nice piece of meat in their pants waiting for someone to unpackaged his meat dildo and get fucked.
by Fhsbridnw July 03, 2023
A golf course so brutal that after the round, you feel like you’ve been riding an ginormous anal dildo for 4+ hours
by Yakthis May 01, 2023
'Ugh derick is such a dildo sucker' says marcus 'I know right, he definitely sucks medium-rare dildos' says swaneeet
by Hairy vagina face October 18, 2019
It's when you stick dildos all over the floor, walls and ceiling, covering up the entire room with dildos.
by wendigoascension June 30, 2024