December Dump

1). The act of dumping ones significant other shortly before or shortly after December 1st in order to avoid buying them a Christmas present.

2). The time period from roughly November 20th to December 20th in which many couples part ways to avoid buying them a Christmas present.

Man my facebook feed is getting blown up by all the relationship status changes, must be the December dump.

by TayHawk December 17, 2010

Decemberify

To make something more christmasy. Usually by adding christmas related objects such as a christmas tree, christmas lights, or other ornaments.

Person #1: Want to come help me decemberify my house?

Person #2: What dude?

Person #1: You know decemberify?

Person #2: No

Person #1: LOL, it means to decorate it with christmas stuff so it looks more christmasy!

Person #2: Awesome

by ILoveDomo:D November 29, 2011

Decemburns

The month after Movember when after you cut off your November mustache you are left with a great pair of sideburns. Usually more accepted by the spouse or "sigfig" ( significant figure ) in a relationship

With Movember drawing to a close Suzy was happy to see Billy sporting a rather fine pair of Decemburns rather than that nasty ass moustache he was not rockin.

by HipCzech January 13, 2013

December 2nd

December 2nd is when everyone will stay home from school!!! DON’T GO TO SCHOOL KIDS

Kaitlyn: Hey Lillian are you going to school tomorrow?
Lillian: No it’s December 2nd

by kravecereal October 29, 2019

December 9

National kiss your girlfriend

You:hey it's December 9 so you know what that means (then kiss her)

by Yagirljade November 17, 2019

December 2

1.) people born on December 2 are badass,goofy,not scared,Amazing,pretty,smart,A lot of energy PrdT.

Him:who is that

His friend: that’s the new girl

Him:she was probably born on December 2

by December 2 is the best November 27, 2019

December second

the day my school has professional learning so we can't go to school anyway

Friend 1 " hey did you know that everyone's skipping school on December second I'm totally doing it!"
Friend 2 " dude there's no school anyway"

by sadgurl123 November 28, 2019