dad-hater

One who listens to music that is slightly harder in edge. The music also is very negative, and often disgruntled toward authority, and/or parental figures.

Melissa is so very hot, but she listens to Incubus often. Therefore she is a dad-hater.

by Kyle May 8, 2003

deadbeat dad

Someone who rather spend time with homies, than with his own child.

Bunthy is such a deadbeat dad. He doesn't even spend times with his son. He rather hang with the homies at the skate park.

by juicyjeans January 3, 2015

Dad Joint

A dad joint is a joint that is poorly rolled possibly with one hand that is straight and not cone shaped. It might not look great but it still gets the job done in the end.

After we smoked that dad joint I passed out in line for laser pink floyd

by Kent Dorfman February 4, 2017

Mom and Dad

The last people you want to see having sex together

"Mom and dad are such assholes, they won't even let me have a sleepover at Chris's house

by The cat from under your bed November 15, 2020

dad breathing

when you breathe weirdly loud, in a similar way to dads and old men do especially when being creepy

*breathes*
dude, why are you dad breathing?
sorry man, I have inefficient lungs

by flower kiddo February 15, 2017

Big Dad

An male who consistently demonstrates acts of being awesome and performing socially better than ordinary men. Often associated with drinking alot of alcohol or sleepin with numerous attractive women.

Man you drank a 40 of vodka last night, just partying like a Big Dad as usual!

by petemac88 June 30, 2011

Dungeon Dad

A term given to people who choose to live their life in correlation to mein furher, Josef Fritzl (A famous Austrian man who is renowned for his sick behaviour.)
to utilise these tactics you much commit seven counts of incest with your daughter in your houses basement, without your wife being any the wiser.

Me: Hey man, wanna utilise 'Dungeon Dad' tactics on our respective daughters?
You: Awww yeah!

by A plethora of stray mahouts November 2, 2009