Ben Decker

The guy who thinks he's cool because he works at a "private' golf course but all he does is clean golf carts. He has trouble waking up in the morning, and he is always hungry. Short-tempered, snores in his sleep and occasionally drools, hates drugs, alcohol, cheating, peach rings, and strawberries, thicc af, looks Asian without glasses, takes pictures of buildings because they look cool . Likes his rice how he likes his women: brown. Music taste is literally everything but country music. Plays League of Legends like the nerd he is (his favorite champion is Thresh), thrives off of puns and anti jokes, and he never wears sleeves. Overall he's boyfriend material, he's supportive, loving, funny, sweetest guy you will ever meet, social butterfly, buys you food, and gives his girlfriend all of the love in the world.

Becky used to think that my tail was big, but now she's smashing Ben Decker.
Ben Decker is a hoe.

by faglord3000 August 7, 2017

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alexis decker

A beautiful young lady that can take you heart just by looking at you. She can love without trying.

"Dude, Alexis decker just took my heart just by looking at me."

by Thecoolone1398 October 24, 2017

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quentin dickerson

He is a loyal, sometimes easily angered, friend. He has his own unique abilities and talents. Finnaly his name means 5th born and his last name means he is part of the Dickerson family.

Quentin Dickerson is a student in college.

by Q-Dog 12345678910 December 6, 2017

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Side Dickery

Side Dickery is comments made to another individual that they may or may not hear. The comments are typically nothing short of a smart ass statement meant to be sarcastic while being a dick.

Don't use your side dickery comments on me right now, gosh you're a dick.

by 01Wifey09 May 3, 2018

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Double Decker

Similar to the Upper Decker, the Double Decker involves taking a shit in the victim’s toilet, not flushing, then repeating the process in the tank. The end result is the unsuspecting victim flushing the lone turd, only to be accosted by a stream of liquid feces into the bowl. This is far beyond an innocent prank, be sure the victim deserves it, as there’s no going back.

Allen was house-sitting for Sam and had a party at his house...he was only caught because somebody left a Double Decker in Sam’s toilet.

by AlienMan1964 February 7, 2018

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