Crotch Ballies

Ph: Kraw-tch Bah'Lees

1. Small balls of sweat paste, lint or any multitude of non and pro bio-degradable materials one finds in their crotch. Indegenious to the male of the human species but not exclusive . See Fem = Clitty Litter

"She was wiling to go all the way until we discovered I had crotch ballies"

by Chris September 1, 2008

Crotch Hat

A condom (Latex tube with one opening that prevents pregnancy, almost all the time)

Best Sex EVER last night dude but she wern't on the pill so i had to use a crotch hat so my baby gravy stayed put

by GezJDM February 4, 2009

Godzilla's Crotch

The act in which Carebear Kincaid bones his fellow Carebear LOVER, Chris

Oh Michael, show me that Godzilla's Crotch!

by MichelleBetch June 28, 2010

rakle crotch

Another name for crotch rot.

The man wanted to have sex with the hooker, but after he noticed the stench of rakle crotch he got a bj instead.

by Zigman May 9, 2005

chotch in the crotch

When someone is being a total "pain in the ass" and won't leave you alone.

Fuck off! You're being a total chotch in the crotch.

by CoolKidCasey March 16, 2017

Crotch Ticket

A Crotch ticket is when a male human signals to a female human by ejackulating on paper or plastic and sticking it on the females back

Male's freind: Dude she's checking you out!
Male; Aww sweet ill give her a Crotch Ticket!

by JC'Onine January 30, 2009

crack that crotch

sex, filling the 'gap' intruding upon the 'nether' region

john is making a fool of himself trying to 'crack that crotch'

by michael foolsley November 19, 2009