by CoolKidCasey March 16, 2017
This is the condition that occurs as a result of waxing or shaving one's crotch. Ingrown hairs may appear, razor burn occurs, and the skin may become super sensitive and irritated. It does not occur in everyone but is likely to occur if defuzzing is not done properly.
I couldn't help but notice Jenni's bikini line. It looked so red and painful. Poor girl got crotch-botched.
by FASH1976 September 06, 2009
Someone who brushes up against another person's privates in such a way that it's made to seem like an accident, but for the brusher, is meant to indeed cop a feel.
See also Ass Phantom
See also Ass Phantom
I felt that you Crotch Specter!
by SchwarzerWind September 01, 2003
see also: crotch moustashe. This term refers to folds of fabric in the crotch-groin area, most frequently happens when pants are too tight, but can also occur when pants become wrinkled from sitting too long or if the pants fit poorly. The fabric folds of the pants in the crotch-groin area create the illusion that crotch has whiskers or a moustashe.
Dude #1: I couldn't concentrate on what she was saying, I was too distracted by the crotch whiskers...
Dude #2: It was more like a full on moustashe!
Dude #2: It was more like a full on moustashe!
by Saidi Arabia January 19, 2011
The act of following a person up stairs who has no pants or undergarments on while their cooter gives off an undesirable stench
by Muggsy119 February 12, 2022
by michael foolsley November 19, 2009
When you take a hot pocket and vigorously use it as a dildo for a girl, And due to friction it heats up. When it reaches the level it's hot on the outside, yet still frozen on the inside, then the man eats it, soggy and Luke warm.
The best type of crotch pocket is a pepperoni one, because the vaginal juice really accents the zeztiness.
by Forevorhung December 20, 2014