whipped dog conservative

A conservative who is so afraid of ostracism by liberals that he instinctively pulls punches, ducks fights, and asks his supporters to be content with minimal victories or defeats that could have been worse.

Rush Limbaugh once accused the Republican majorityof acting like 'whipped puppy dogs.' An illustrative case would be the call by certain neoconservatives for a "twenty year national debate" on abortion before moving forward with pro-life legislation. A whipped dog conservative would pretend to find this reasoning persuasive, since it gives him an excuse to duck a fight.

by George Chesterton October 3, 2011

The Battery Conservation Paradox

The decision faced when prompted with a low battery on a device such as a phone or ipod you wish to use later. Brought on by the fear that by going through the energy-consuming act of turning off the device you may actually use the last of the battery you are trying to conserve.

As Jenny needed her phone to call a cab later but had minimal battery left, she was faced with the Battery Conservation Paradox. Did she dare attempt to turn off her phone lest it die completely?

by Senormeowington October 14, 2011

Ad domus conservationist

One who recycles and conserves at home, and makes sure the whole world knows it. However, anywhere else this person will waste more resources than a hummer on steroids.

He is a ad domus conservationist. He only cares about the environment at home.

by Aarif Bhagat February 18, 2015

The Law of Conservation of Hype

Hype cannot be created or destroyed, but only changed from one form to another

Why did Marvel have to release the second Captain America: Civil War trailer right before the release of Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice? Due to The Law of Conservation of Hype, some of my BVS hype has now been transferred to Spider-Man in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

by amkwong July 23, 2016

Cincinnati Roller-coaster

The act of mounting a woman and riding her to completion, only to spontaneously pull out and throw her across the room with enough force to cause at least a minor concussion.

John was having sex with a Trisha, when he then gave her a Cincinnati Roller-coaster

by ButtholeBoy597 January 3, 2018

completed the girl coaster

When you think you are ready to move on to a serious romantic relationship with a woman.

I've completed the girl coaster. Now I have to be patient with this one.

by Ereck Flowers November 7, 2018

completed the girl coaster

When you think you are ready to move on to a serious romantic relationship with a woman.

I've completed the girl coaster. Now it's time to be patient with this one.

by Ereck Flowers November 7, 2018