Cannonball Dookie

Something that can only be accomplished by a man with an incredibly loose asshole.

Me: Holy shit. That guy's poop came out of his ass faster than a rocket. He must be gay....

Friend: Nah man, that's the Cannonball Dookie.

by Dubitc July 15, 2011

Cannonballing

When a man is receiving oral sex from their boyfriend/girlfriend, they take their balls and put one on each side of the shaft so that it looks like a Cannon on rolling wheels. As the man approaches orgasm he announces that he is going to fire the cannon and forces the other party (Male or female) to deepthroat them and then the man takes a lighter and lights one of his pubic hairs one fire so that it begins to burn away. This must be timed correctly so that when the pubic hair is completely burnt away the man orgasms down the others throat (Like a cannonball firing)

I went home last night and decided to try something new on my girlfriend. She was giving me head and I Cannonballed her! She couldn't breath for 10 minutes! You should trying Cannonballing sometime man.

by w0lf1991 February 19, 2009

Connor Thompson

Penis Licker.......who also looks like a rapist/grinch/whore..........small penis

Connor Thompson lick my cooka

by thegrinch69 December 7, 2011

cannon school

great school like totally.. rich preps? rich emo people? what ever.. but it still totally rocks.. but public school rocks too ;-)but you wont get like to have lap tops or a spiral stair case!! hah that is the best part!! and you will be like the smartest one in college. :-D

like um cannon school rocks prps or whatever label you put on people// and like public school rocks too.

by totally not "rich prep" May 13, 2005

cannonball

When a guy jerks off and shoots the load in his own face.

guy 1: Hey, I'm going to jerk off.
guy 2: OK. Don't forget your cannonball goggles.

by Kevin Dean Nicewanger April 30, 2006

cannon ball dookie

When a person attempts to make a "cannon ball" jump off a pier or diving board into a body of water while taking a dump at the same time.

Daniel Tosh showed a cannon ball dookie on Tosh.O last week and it was the funniest thing i've ever seen

by 61920 August 16, 2011

Connor Bowen

Young man with an unknown penis size who will not show his penis to anyone, boy or girl, no matter how many times you ask.

O: Connor Bowen please show me your penis.
C: No.
O: What if I show you my tits?
C: No.

by Sloptart95 December 7, 2011