CocoTimer

One who spends all of his or her time at work, doing everything, except for his or hers assigned duties.

He came in a half hour late, made some tea, and surfed the net until lunch. He is a world class Cocotimer.

by Jason Five December 9, 2004

Cocofevor

Noun; K oh-k oh; Fee ver A sickness caused by eating large amount of chocolate, leading to vomiting and dizzyness

Ex. Johney had cocofevor and was throwing up all over the place

by Chrissofer January 13, 2009

Cocoa Surprise

when a person shits so hard that their large intestine pops out!

ooh-wee! i just i just pulled a cocoa surprise!

by GC BLAKK October 9, 2008

Cocofuckin'nuts

Expression of Disbelief,Disgust.Insane.

Cocofuckin'nuts! Did you see that Flying Saucer? Wrecked the car again? Well,Cocofuckin'nuts.That noise is going to drive me Cocofuckin'nuts!

by Waboa February 13, 2009

Cocoa Tree

When a man shits in his hand, rubs it on his pubic hair, and recieves a blow job, it is known as a cocoa tree. This is because as the "bitch" is giving him a blow job, she gets "cocoa" all over her forehead.

A-Rod gave Madonna a cocoa tree and she had shit all over her forehead.

by JMon 60 April 10, 2010

CocoasaurusRex

A badass, chocolate covered dinosaur. Pretty self explanatory.

A: "I just bought a CocoasaurusRex!"
B: "Can I have a bite"
A: "Hell no. Its to damn cool for that."

by B RaD27 March 22, 2011

cocochews

an african-american set or pair of testacles.

1. my wife enjoys a nice set of cocochews now and again.
2. damn, he's got some big cocochews!

by cocomasta June 29, 2011