Cock Climber

1. An individual who has surpassed merely swinging off my nuts and is so exaggeratedly kissing ass they are disdained.
2. A homosexual male.

1. That Cock Climber won't shut up about how great the bosses' plan is.
2. If he wants to be a Cock Climber that is his business, it is ludicrous to suggest government try and control the private consensual acts of adults.

by Josh McVey August 27, 2008

Cock Pilot

One that guides his cock into his own asshole with the precision of a senior pilot landing an Embraer 190 on Runway 22 on a rain soaked night at LaGuardia.

That Ron sure is quite the Cock Pilot.

by Days1 July 9, 2020

Cock wiggle

When a nude male shakes his hips to make his erect penis swing back and forth and slap against his body; often performed by male strippers to provoke women's squeals during bachelorette parties.

Girl # 1: "That cock wiggle he does is impressive!"
Girl # 2: "Shit, he can slap that cock in my face anytime!"
Girl # 3: "Wooohoooooo!!!"

by A Man called Horse August 20, 2014

Flock of Cocks

A large group of penises - usually forming during a gang-bang

Debra was happily surprised by the size of the Flock of Cocks.

by SIRKOALA February 22, 2022

the cock and the balls of it

giving the readers digest version of something, AKA "the gist of it"

I'm a very busy man and I don't have time for long drawn out explanations, just give me the cock and the balls of it.

by Special needs student September 1, 2012

Kilometer of Cock

The Metric counterpart of Mile of Dick.

1 kilometer =100,000 centimeters (cm)
Average Penis Size is 13.12cm. (5.16 inches)

100,000cm / 13.12cm= 7,621.95

There is approximately 7,622 dicks in a Kilometer

*Fun thing to say when online gaming*

Your Mother has a Kilometer of Cock twice a week!

Sally Sue is on a quest to achieve her ‘Kilometer of Cock’ trophy!

by NobeeCares September 13, 2023

Cock Swaggler

1. A man who enjoys, or is forced to endure, having one or more dicks shoved down his throat causing him to choke on the dick(s) and/or gargle on a mixture of cum and his own spit.

2. A man who gives particularly loud blow jobs and would rather that his partner cum in his throat as opposed to his mouth. Sounds could include choking, gargling, moaning, suction noises, and slurping.

I heard Rick sucks copious amounts of dick, what a cock swaggler!

by riknasty January 20, 2014