Closetzoned

When your best friend is secretly gay for you, therefore deeming them friendzoned AND in the closet.

Friend 1: Omg he's rlly hot, I can't take my eyes off him!!
Friend 2: Dude, isn't that your best mate? lol closetzoned

by LongDongDylan October 11, 2014

closet fucking

Engaging in sexual intercourse inside of a closet. In some cases it is a fetish to hide or try not to get "caught"

Eric and I were closet fucking so that his friend Jenny wouldn't hear us while she was playing Call of Duty. After we were done closet fucking he passed out and I built a snowman with Jenny. February 2016

by POTtybreak August 25, 2016

Causeway

a bridge used as a linkway between Singapore and Malaysia immigrations, located in the North of Singapore.

"There is always the problem of congestion and delays at the Johor and Singapore sides of the Causeway. I am puzzled as to why this is so," he said.

Singaporeans heading to Malaysia for the long weekend found themselves caught in a bad jam after they cleared the Singapore checkpoints on the Causeway and the Second Link yesterday morning.

North of the Causeway, Singapore’s social revolution, without the new community centres, factories and flats to back it up, became little more than an idealistic dream – unless the party could somehow manoeuvre itself into an alliance with the ruling party, or else take power from it.

When it is really bad, some abandon the wait for a bus, preferring instead to walk across the Causeway.

Since early December, ICA had already warned Singaporeans travelling to Malaysia via the Causeway and Second Link are to expect delays due to heightened security measures and to expect heavier traffic during the year-end school and festive holidays.

by Printsr June 26, 2016

Closet Keeper

Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay

Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .

by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016

Closet Keeper

Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..

Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .

by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016

closet head

A blowjob given inside a closet, usually to hide the act from others.

Dillon says he's straight, but it sounded like he was getting closet head from Matt when I got close.

by Aideoghoi August 12, 2016

Closet Trumpeter

Noun. A person who is afraid of admitting they are voting for Donald Trump in fear of various events happening, including but not limited to: being disowned; getting a divorce; breaking up with their significant other; and/or being murdered.

Matteo: Have you decided who you are voting for?
Cassandra: Don't tell my mom, because she's a radical left winger, but I'm a Closet Trumpeter.

Joe: I can't believe you've been a Closet Trumpeter all this time. You even went to the Hiliary Rally with me!
Michelle: I'm sorry you had to find out this way, I still love you!
Joe: I can't do this. We're getting a divorce.

by TheMissQueeny September 15, 2016