Any church that is homophobic, misogynist, and non-liturgical. Used almost exclusively to contrast conservative Christians from Progressive Christians.
"Your "priest" is a woman? That isn't a real church. "
"Stop being gay/trans and go to a real church, pronouns."
"I go to a real church. We follow The Bible™️."
"Stop being gay/trans and go to a real church, pronouns."
"I go to a real church. We follow The Bible™️."
by SapphicSelene April 5, 2024
Get the real churchmug. by dONT TELL MOMMM May 9, 2018
Get the trinity churchmug. Dude, Monica was bitching because you didn't go to church yesterday.
Had a rough night Saturday. Decided to do the home churching thing.
Had a rough night Saturday. Decided to do the home churching thing.
by St. Gregory October 26, 2013
Get the home churchingmug. a history professor: students, what's the fastest way to go hell and to be punished by the Unforgivables?
student: to reform The Church?
professor: Correct you are, but I would guess, that in Jesus's case, this would only apply to him as a historical character. The Romans saw Jesus as someone who was trying to reform The Church.
student: to reform The Church?
professor: Correct you are, but I would guess, that in Jesus's case, this would only apply to him as a historical character. The Romans saw Jesus as someone who was trying to reform The Church.
by Sexydimma November 4, 2012
Get the to reform The Churchmug. by NinjaStreamz May 28, 2018
Get the god churchmug. by Paul & Nate December 18, 2007
Get the Fishing in Churchmug. We were trying to play our guitars around the campfire but Gary kept church clapping and fucking us up
by Optipotamus November 16, 2016
Get the church clappingmug.