Lipstick Christian

A person who uses Christianity as a facade. As skin deep as lipstick.

Also, as in "To lipstick a pig", in order to appear more pious with the least amount of effort.

Oh never mind him, he's a lipstick Christian, he only prays for fast cars and shiny women.

by WannabeU July 06, 2016

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Christian Dickless

A small child who seems fiesty and strong but is really just putting it on. He actually has a chode.

Rob: Gimme your lunch money cock sucker!
Bob: Piss off Rob! I'm tired of you! Your just a Christian Dickless!

by Dujem Tingler January 10, 2017

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Christian Boi

Part of CatsWithSMGS squad Also know as Gabe and killer of sinners!!

Christian Boi

That’s not very Christian of you!!!!!

by Zombiekilla678 October 26, 2020

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Christian-G

A person who readily enjoys homosexual experiences but won't accept his homosexuality.

Mark: Yo christian, you enjoy that texan piledriver last night?
Christian: What are you talking about. I have no clue what you're talking about.
Mark: You're such a Christian-G. Stop rejecting your feelings for me.

by THEREALG69 April 01, 2015

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Christian with benefits

Being a devout Christian while also engaging in premarital sex.

Guy 1: I gotta try to hook up with her.
Guy 2: Wait but I thought Christians can't have sex before marriage?
Guy 1: It's cool man, I'm Christian with benefits.

by EscapeTheBubble April 25, 2021

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