Clam Choding

The act of sticking your wider than longer sausage into the ever wet and bubbly clam sandwich.

John: Hey you hear what Rhagava and Bridget did?
Quantavius: Nah what'd they do?
John: Dude...they totally had sex.

Quantavius: Wait...doesn't Rhagava have a chode?
John: Yea he was totally clam choding her tenderizer.

by Rhagava January 18, 2010

Chinky Chode

The term used to describe a person of Chinese descents genitals; this is usually rare because people of Chinese Descent most likely will have small genitals.

Chinese Male 1: Yo did you see that porno?
Chinese Male 2: Yea he has the biggest Chinky Chode in town!
Chinese Male 1: Agreed!

by Urbanworddefinitions March 31, 2017

Gaggle of Chodes

Official definition for a group of 3 or more chodes (a chode being a guy who displays any non-masculine traits such as whining, bitching or kissing a girl's ass).

Equivalent to 'pack of wolves' or 'school of fish'

Gaggles of chodes are often, but not always, found wearing Henley's T-shirts

Look man, the gaggle of chodes over there. Not one of them knows how to run the train properly

by The_Ty August 22, 2010

Frisbee Chode

An especially short, elongated chode, such as would be seen on an extremely fat kid. A half circle of skin that is impossible to please.

Man, G3N3RAL S1CK's Frisbee Chode is disgusting.

by mysterymeat3 January 08, 2010

Chode Boobs

A pair of breasts that are so small they could be mistaken for defined pecks. See Chode

'david, your girlfriend has chode boobs!! nothing to grab but skin!!'

by James Hartt February 15, 2005

chode muffin

A chode muffin is when your chode farts into your hand and you stick it under someones nose so they could smell it.

German made me smell his chode muffin.

by Douchecake September 26, 2005

Chode Boating

When a person blows loosely with their lips upon the chode of another to create a distinctive yet pleasing Boating noise.

"Dude, Tiffany totally gave me a great Chode Boating last night. I seriously almost blew a hefty load right there."

"Damn, I accidentally shat a bit while recieving a good chode boating."

by The Horny Italian Pirate April 12, 2008