Two expensive hookers fight over giving you a regular blumpkin, only this time one is holding a newspaper above her head while the other plays a xylophone to the tune of "Through the fire in flames."
Toilet paper is forbidden, and the hoes must fight over the opportunity to rim job you dry.
Toilet paper is forbidden, and the hoes must fight over the opportunity to rim job you dry.
Dude, I got a chocolate blumpkin last night! Ended up with my legs behind my ears and it was awesome. one of the hoes fucked up the last chorus though...
by weow weow January 20, 2015
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by Charlie's Nut Sack December 9, 2013
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Guy 1:Dude yesterday when I got home from school I had the biggest chocolate spray!
Guy 2: Dude same tho!!
Guy 2: Dude same tho!!
by Shitter9001 March 15, 2018
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Ex. Hey man how was that girl last night?
She didn't let me bang her so I just gave her the chocolate lab.
Ex. Hey man how was that girl last night?
She didn't let me bang her so I just gave her the chocolate lab.
Ex. Hey man how was that girl last night?
She didn't let me bang her so I just gave her the chocolate lab.
She didn't let me bang her so I just gave her the chocolate lab.
by Catholic Liberal January 17, 2015
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Get the Chocolate Glizzy mug.One partner spreads chocolate all over themselves the other rubs all over them. You then lick all the chocolate off each-other and do the yummie mummy
by The Yummiest Mummyist October 13, 2017
Get the Chocolate rummiyum mug.A type of poo comparably in texture, size and colour to a loaf of seeded bread
It's weight may differ when compared, however this usually depends on the amount of lead dust you have consumed beforehand
It's weight may differ when compared, however this usually depends on the amount of lead dust you have consumed beforehand
My asshole went from a cheerio to a manhole cover after that chocolate loaf!
So that's why there was a slimy loaf of bread in the urinal
So that's why there was a slimy loaf of bread in the urinal
by Reggiedownthestreet January 16, 2022
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