caleb morton

the greatest science teacher a grade 9 could ever have

good morning caleb morton

by ryan/nathan October 29, 2018

Caleb

Caleb is a special cow bumhole. He enjoys ASMR and harry toes. If you meet a Caleb you will definitely not forget him. Stands by you till the end and enjoys watching lifeguards do their work.

Oh I for sure know he is a Caleb he was staring at my toes all night

by Two humped camel November 16, 2018

Caleb

is an emo and is thee most anoying person evr. If your are dating him get him out of your life.

Random person: Is that a Caleb?
Me: Yeah stay away from him.

by Mr.SparklyHippo November 19, 2018

Caleb Arthur Booth

The most spazmodial being in the known universe. Extremely hostile when approached and will spit meaningless gibberish at you if you get too close. A Caleb can often be seen with it's hands in it's pockets standing underneath a tree smiling it's dumb bucktoothed smile. Not to be confused with a "nerd", a Caleb will get extremely triggered at this and would immediately rant on how it is not a "nerd" and most likely attack you with it's spaghetti arms. Famous for not being good at anything other than talking really fast, Calebs have been observed to get extremely jealous around people who are so much more clearly better than it is.

My good sir you are behaving in a particularly Caleb Arthur Booth-ly fashion tonight.

by An extremely concerned adult November 23, 2018

Caleb

Caleb is a solitary man. He finds pleasure in dissecting the mating patterns of others, and frequently follows couples home at night. However, his massive phallus is a dead give away, and the sound of it smacking against the ground often gives away his position.

Man, me and my girl were walking home last night and we were followed by a Caleb!

by TheSilentBuck December 6, 2018

Calebdeaned

The act of getting the shit beat out of you when you flirt with a guys girlfriend

The young man tried to hit up a girl taken by a buff young man, so he got Calebdeaned and broke both legs

by The Name December 9, 2018

Caleb

Caleb is the nicest person you will ever meet. He will also roast yo booty off. When he gets done with your friends will think you came from egypt. Calebs are also good boyfriends. They will steal your girl so fast you won't even know she broke up with you

Hey guys your acting like caleb.

by Lil licker stealer December 13, 2018