crotch whiskers

see also: crotch moustashe. This term refers to folds of fabric in the crotch-groin area, most frequently happens when pants are too tight, but can also occur when pants become wrinkled from sitting too long or if the pants fit poorly. The fabric folds of the pants in the crotch-groin area create the illusion that crotch has whiskers or a moustashe.

Dude #1: I couldn't concentrate on what she was saying, I was too distracted by the crotch whiskers...
Dude #2: It was more like a full on moustashe!

by Saidi Arabia January 19, 2011

Muffin Crotch

Muffin Crotch:
The term refers to the bits of muffin that fall out of your mouth and into your crotch. The bits that are taboo cause they have been between your legs. The term can also be applied to bicuits or cakes.

He had muffin crotch after eating his cake.

by squinthouse June 4, 2010

Crotch Hat

A condom (Latex tube with one opening that prevents pregnancy, almost all the time)

Best Sex EVER last night dude but she wern't on the pill so i had to use a crotch hat so my baby gravy stayed put

by GezJDM February 4, 2009

Crotch Specter

Someone who brushes up against another person's privates in such a way that it's made to seem like an accident, but for the brusher, is meant to indeed cop a feel.

See also Ass Phantom

I felt that you Crotch Specter!

by SchwarzerWind September 1, 2003

Crotch pocket

When you take a hot pocket and vigorously use it as a dildo for a girl, And due to friction it heats up. When it reaches the level it's hot on the outside, yet still frozen on the inside, then the man eats it, soggy and Luke warm.

The best type of crotch pocket is a pepperoni one, because the vaginal juice really accents the zeztiness.

by Forevorhung December 19, 2014

CROTCH TROUT

FAT POINTED PENIS LARGE IN THE MIDDLE WITH SCALES HAVING SMALL FISH EGG LIKE TESTICLES. TENDS TO HAVE A FISHY SMELL ALSO

SALLY TOLD HER FRIEND,"IT HURT WHEN I WAS HAVING SEX WITH HIM. AS IF HIS PENIS HAD SCALES THAT PROTRUDED. I WOULD CALL IT "CROTCH TROUT" NOT TO MENTION IT HAD AN ODOR LIKE A DEAD FISH." MARY WAS SHOCKED AT THIS AND FELT SORRY FOR HER FRIEND SALLY

by jefferson steelflex JR August 31, 2010

crotch hoppers

Crab-like creatures that infest ones scrotum and cause severe itching.

Dude, my crotch hoppers were wild last night.

by Jon Rhodes June 29, 2005