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Moose Burger

This is a sex position for a menage a trois. You need two fatties and a one thin person. The thin person leaps between the two fatties having 69 and get sandwiched causing shortness of breath.
We sure moose burgered the shit out of that little fucker Jonny. Jonny learned his lesson after entering his parents bedroom after his bed time.

Man found dead after getting caught up in a moose burger with Queen Latifah and Dog the Bounty Hunter.
by Surviver March 11, 2010
mugGet the Moose Burgermug.

Burger clit

Ever heard of a women's clit well this is even better a "burger clit." A burger clit is A big juicy clit; with lettuce, tomatoes, pickles and everything you want!
get yo self a burger clit, those are the best
by Pornstargang December 19, 2016
mugGet the Burger clitmug.

burger ming

A minger who works at a fast food restuarant, not neccessarily burger king.
She's a burger MING!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
mugGet the burger mingmug.

Burger Minge

A particular angle from behind of a woman where their cunnilingus looks familiar to a burger rotated 90 degrees. Whereby the outer labia is the buns and the inner labia is the ham wafer. JRC Productions
Dude, i was boneing this bitch last night from behind she looked like she had a BK whopper between her legs. So i nick named her Burger Minge.
by JRC Productions January 28, 2010
mugGet the Burger Mingemug.

burger hat

a symbolizes hunger. not a literal hat, but something that you say you have on when you want some food.
let's stop in here man, i've got my burger hat on
by electric jim August 15, 2004
mugGet the burger hatmug.

burger buddy

one who eliminates all anxiety associated with but not limited to the lonely consumption of 2 or more quarter pound burger patties with a minimum of 5 non traditional condiments. ie A1 steak sauce, anchovies, curry sauce, peanut butter, or chocolate.
Derek was sitting alone at Five Guys, his burger was delicous but something was missing, in walks Anthony. Derek thought to himself "there is a burger buddy if I've ever seen one".

Burger Buddy
by Marlboro Hamburglar May 6, 2009
mugGet the burger buddymug.

shit burger

When someone pisses you off, you ask if they want a sloppy joe. Instead of putting sloppy joe on the hamburger buns, you take a shit on it. Preferabley diarrhea.
"Jim pissed me off so much that I gave him a shit burger, and he ate it!"
by Adam_Cantrell November 19, 2005
mugGet the shit burgermug.

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