Brown Snapper 

After making sweet Anal love to a woman , the man proceeds to remove the condom and shoot it like a rubber band onto the woman's chest.

when we were done, I gave her a brown snapper that was quite a mess!

Brown Snapper by AJ1 January 7, 2008

Brown Clown 

A jack in the box toy filled with liqueous feces left on the porch of someone who "has it coming". Delivered "ring and run" style.

The flaming turd in a bag is so "played". I say we give her a brown clown.

Brown Clown by Brown Bozo December 10, 2010

Drawing with the Brown Crayon

Immediate need to use the restroom.

Man, I'm drawing with the brown crayon over here and there isn't a rest stop for miles!! I'm screwed!!

Drawing with the Brown Crayon by Eurobug October 20, 2010

Brown Kiss

spreding you ass cheeks then puing you ass hole on some one. Leaveing a mark on some one like when some one kisses you with lip stick on. But intead of lip stick its shit stick.

Fuck man !!!! I smell like shit. That girl coved me in brown kiss. Fuck bitches!

booty kisses kiss shit ass

Brown Kiss by brandi girl-pervv November 27, 2009

Brown Mackie 

Taking a shit

I need to go for a huge brown mackie

Brown Mackie by Big Brad April 2, 2011

Brownbacking

To initiate, propose or vote for a policy, law or rule that is contradictory to what most believe in order to to get what one wants for their geoup, party or self at the time but then later works against or contradicts a future rule, policy or law put in place by that same individual, group or party. This not only shows a hypocrisy by said individual, group or party but essentially shows to those observing this individual, group or party that they have f**ked themselves.

This term was originally coined by John Stewarts Th Daily Show which should never, ever, ever go off the air.

Mr. Brown back f**ked himself by passing a law that forbids gay marriage based on his religouse beliefs only to find previously that he had already passed a law stating that he could not pass a law under the reasoning based off a foreign law. Since the law played out in the Bible is in fact foreign, Mr. Brownback "Brownbacked" himself as his reasoning was that it went against the Bible to allow gay marriage. He performed Brownbacking on himself royally in the corn shoot.

Brownbacking by buschchris1 February 12, 2015

Maryland Brown Crab Cake 

One must shat on their partners chest, pat the freshly pinched loaf into a nice round cake, sprinkle some old bay, and serve warm. Similar to the Cleveland Steamer

I met this chick from Maryland at the bar the other night. When we got back to her place, she asked me to give her a Maryland Brown Crab Cake.

Before going to sleep, my wife enjoys a good ol' Maryland brown crab cake.

Maryland Brown Crab Cake by I<3Blumpkins September 20, 2010