Retro Biscuits

Those biscuits you used to eat when you were a kid, and you were amazed to stumble upon some re-packaged in the super market the other day when you were all grown up or find in your friends cupboard. Famous ones include the'nice' biscuits which were anything but nice, the ring shaped biscuits with multi coloured icing on that make your teeth itch and look like some acid trip induced creation from the 60's (and still do! including pink and brown colours!) and such things as Bourbons and custard creams can be considered 'retro'

"John, check out the retro biscuits Chris has in his cupboard"

by Steveoz32 December 13, 2008

my biscuit

My bad, my fault (an expression to use when you've screwed up)

"Hey mike"
"My name is steve.."
"ooo shit...my biscuit"

by bossanova April 25, 2009

chatting biscuits

Normally used in reference to someone talking complete crap

Pete M, stop chatting biscuits!

by Craig Blake May 2, 2008

Whisker Biscuit

The crusted residue left in ones facial hair after performing oral sex on their partner.

Tom: "Hey Jon, you've got something in your beard"

Jon: "Yea, I was muckin' Sally's barn earlier today and she left some whisker biscuits in there. I'm saving them for later"

by Free-Daddy Mac April 1, 2016

water biscuit

a small dietry biscuit which can help you lose wieght.
The most blasphemous insult ever created.

Toby is a water biscuit.
Toby is on a diet. He is eating water biscuits. Mate

by Matt Wilmott January 10, 2006

sex biscuit

A biscuit that is so good it practically gives you an orgasim.

"Damn, those are some good sex biscuits."

by Angelina :P January 14, 2007

moose biscuits

something my friend says excessivly for no apparent reason only says it in front of me and a couple of other people all others think he is perfectly sane

Matt: did you watch friends last night?
Friend: Moose biscuits!
Matt: what?
Friend: nothing.

by Matthew T February 8, 2004