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Beating the Eggs

When a Male masturbates in a vigorous manner, more commonly known as jacking off. It often makes the noise fap
I was having a sleepover with that kid and he started beating the eggs because he thought i was asleep. It sounded like fap fap fap fap.
by horton McGarrity June 16, 2009
mugGet the Beating the Eggsmug.

you beat?

A common question a group of males asks one another when a attractive you lady approaches.
Hey Pinkerton, they lady in the red tube top...you beat?
by BXPaPaShango June 24, 2008
mugGet the you beat?mug.

beat lab

a music room, band room, jam closet, or any other space dedicated to the production and rehearsal of music.
Reed: Hey Kyle, let's go lay down some funky riffs in the beat lab.
Kyle: Groovy.
by some-tool September 8, 2011
mugGet the beat labmug.

sweetness beatness

A way of expressing joy or excitement.
"I found a pot of gold in the backyard."
"Sweetness beatness!"
by tsm February 2, 2008
mugGet the sweetness beatnessmug.

Soap Beat

To fill a sock with 1 or more bars of soap, wrap it around your fist and viciously beat someone with it.
i.e. Full Metal Jacket

"Last night I got soap beat so hard."
by Dibiase February 9, 2010
mugGet the Soap Beatmug.

Beat card

Used in conjunction with the terms beat and no beat
an imagenary card that is transferd among friends. When someone calls BEAT, if the beat is challenged by a friend he will call NO BEAT. If the no beat is agreed apon by the group than the person who called the beatloses his (beat card). He may not have it back until he calls 3 cosecutive good beats.
That chick was no beat, I'm pulling your beat card.

No hot chicks? I'll never get my beat card back.
by Jameo August 4, 2007
mugGet the Beat cardmug.

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