bastermonkey

word which one says when their friend decides to hit them everytime they try to say bastard

HENRY STOP BEING a BASTERMONKEY!

by Sedcaintitty April 12, 2005

BASTERES

Female Bastard, one who was born before her parents wer married...Slutty parents.

Jesus is a Basteres

That libby is one cool girl...Basteres

by Tim.Fowles April 26, 2006

bongo beater

Black Africans who beat bongos in their spare time when they manage to get a break from being internet football experts

I won't be donating money to bongo beaters

by purpleponce April 16, 2020

Licking the beater

When you pound and twirl your finger within your sphincter and draw feces from the rectum and sensually feed it to your sexual partner

Shavonda pleaded to Toni, the token caucasian male, "Would you delight me in Licking the beater?" Toni replied "bitch you be a crazy nigger but i've been in need of rectal stimulation."

by William Mitchell May 10, 2008

Wife beater

A garment worn which enables the wearer to adopt a pseudo-action venire, extended only by stains, and possible incognito smells. However, if the wearer is a person prone, or tending to act in a less extrovert manner, then he can be seen as a slob, or likeness to the name 'wife-beater'.

Bruce Willis

by Roy February 16, 2003

wife beater

white t-shirt worn by men.

DMX always has on a wife beater.
(Misha-Dallas)

by Misha J. (Oak Cliff, Tx.) October 2, 2003

wife beater

A shot consisting of Southern Comfort and Roses Lime Juice. Sometimes referred to as a "milk".

Hey McS, order up 4 wife beaters.

by Mister June 27, 2006