I was sitting in the nosebleed section of the my local baseball coliseum! Not an attendee in sight! My partner wanted to do something frisky. Asked if choking up on the bat wasn't out of the picture. As a kind hearted and loving boyfriend, whom am I to deny! She promptly lathered up my hardy maple wood staff and went to town!
By the end of the half inning I could only review her work as knocking it out of the park!
By the end of the half inning I could only review her work as knocking it out of the park!
by Extra Inning King August 24, 2022
by Captain Smokeblower October 22, 2019
Any form of weapon that is used to set people straight. Though commonly referred to as just a 'bat' it can be any manner of blunt object.
by Mizled November 06, 2007
by AWithoutE June 05, 2016
by Barles Charkley January 17, 2010
When you go down on a chick when she has her rags, and you get that cunt blood on ya cheeks from rubbing against her thy's in a bat wing shape.
whats that shit on my chee.. shit bitch, "smack" fukin slut, hoe.. what?, do u think im bat man? fuk u slut. dont call me that, you fukin did know "smack" "smack",, now you have to drink my ass, or ill cunt kick you.
by Greg/Chris Fuck you July 09, 2004
A nickname for possibly the worst baseball player to play professional baseball. A name for Pat Burrell for one purpose and one purpose only; to make it seem like Pat Burrell was a positive contribution to the Philadelphia Phillies offensive production.
"Did you see Pat the Bat nail the golden sombrero last night?" "Yes I did; so why do they call him Pat the Bat anyway?" "That's a good question."
by saucedaddy3 March 02, 2010