Guster Bacon

An alien who is obsessed with the human band Guster and also likes bacon.
Can be used metaphorically to talk about somebody who has an obsession with something and likes bacon.

Person1:Did you hear that Beyonce released a new song and she is having this massive giveaway for 30 minutes with her?
Person2: You're really a Guster Bacon about her.

by UltraKombat751 February 15, 2021

Bacon High

That feeling you get after consuming racks of bacon.

"Last night I was so bacon high I could barely drive"

by xHardcorexKidx December 18, 2011

Sky Bacon

Helicopter Police Patrol

1. The festival was so peaceful, until the noise of Sky Bacon drowned out the music, what a waste of public funds.

2. The eye in the sky captured the car chase on video thanks to Sky Bacon.

by jiminyturtle May 17, 2013

Bacon Chip

Derived from the Hungry Jacks menu item "Bacon Chip Butty". Used to describe someone who is a bit of a dumb cunt.

Him: "Did you hear about Brayden?"
Her: "Yeah what a Bacon Chip"
Him: "Such a Butty"

by SindromNobba June 9, 2021

Bacon Thief

when one steals as much bacon as he can from a cheap store and proceeds to fuck it with its small penis.

"Where did all our bacon go?"

"must've been the Bacon Thief."

by maeskyzie November 7, 2023

bacon sauce

Juices formed from cooking bacon in the oven, which can then be used to cook other products such as eggs, aubergine, asparagus, green beans, zucchini, etc. in the same cooking dish as said juices

Could I have some eggs fried in bacon sauce?

by Tommy TwelveGauge January 9, 2023

Bacon Academy

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"yo did you take your schizophrenia pills yet?"
"I LOVE BACON ACADEMY I WILL NEVER LEAVE BACON ACADEMY I LOVE BACON ACADEMY I WILL NEVER LEAVE BACON ACADEMY I LOVE BACON ACADEMY I WILL NEVER LEAVE BACON ACADEMY I LOVE BACON ACADEMY I WILL NEVER LEAVE BACON ACADEMY I LOVE BACON ACADEMY I WILL NEVER LEAVE BACON ACADEMY I LOVE BACON ACADEMY I WILL NEVER LEAVE BACON ACADEMY "

by ihatethefrench782 June 15, 2022