August 16th

National ass slapping day

You can slap anyone's ass

Boy: slaps girls ass
Girl: Why'd you do that
Boy: because it's August 16th

by Diskmakaa August 15, 2021

August 30

August 30 is when the perfect human beings were born

When were you born?

I was born on August 30

You’re the epitome of perfection

by sjidowosej November 21, 2021

15th of August

The 15th of August is national give your boyfriend head and whatever he want.

“hey bubs, i’m gonna give you head because it’s the 15th of August

by bumbum6969420bb August 13, 2021

August 3rd

An emo girls birthday-

: "Hey isn't it august 3rd? The emos birthday?
: "Oh yeah man I just realized because she doesn't exist that much."

by yourfruitymf August 24, 2021

august 20

National have a bong day

everyone whip out your billys n pull some rompers g

“why is everyone cooked as - am i missing something”

it’s august 20 which means it’s have a bong day !!

by nigerinmybutthole October 22, 2019

dirty august

when u light a girls hair on fire and jizz on it.

me and ur sister did a dirty august 2 hours ago

by frække pølser September 16, 2021

August 29th

Go celebrate Michael Jackson ! It's his Birthday...listen to his Music and dance to it ( and for my fellow moonwalkers: just watch every Clip there is of the HIStory Tour you know what im talkin 'bout 😉)

His Birthday is on August 29th in this day everyone should celebrate the king of pop

by Tutaita November 2, 2019