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Atherton

v - To always know

If one thinks, one does not already know an answer. And if he thinks, he is not sure of himself. To not have confidence in one's ability to fail. Therefore --- One who thinks, fails. One who Athertons, never fails

N - Someone who always knows

Contridicts "Cognito ergo sum"; Because if someone always knows, he must never think. He who does not think, is not. Therefore --- Atherton does not think, so he must not exist. But he does exist, proven in the physical reality.
Verb -

Jon: "Oh man, Erica jsut asked me out! I didn't even know she liked me!"
Wayne:"Nah, I atherton-ed that. She had been giving sign of it for years."

Noun -

Look at Atherton over there. He's so skilled at soccer. He knows everything about it!!
by Kelly the NAKU March 1, 2011
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Atheism

Atheism
A person who has accepted the fact that there is no god(s).
"I used to be blinding by religion, but now I'm an atheist."
Source: Pyrus, Oct 21, 2003

Until your beloved science proves that then it's NOT a fact.You should know this.It's not very scientific of you.
Putting all your faith in government leads to enslavement.
by Think OUTSIDE the BUNS! March 13, 2005
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The most ridiculous "religion" ever.

It's kind of funny actually, what it takes to be athiest is contradictory to the very idea of it.

First you have to acknowledge that there is a god, not to believe in!

It's kind of self-destructive now isn't it.
Atheism is a very self-destructive idea....full of irrational thoughts and the likes when it comes right down to it.
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atheism and state has resulted in the deaths of over 100 million people
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Massive slut who is into kinky things and fetishes. She is able to to take it deep in the ass and would be able to gyrate her ass on your cock as you fucked her. Most prostitutes are atheist girls like this. Normally into fisting, rimming, scat play, enema's and other dirty sexual acts. An atheist girl is good during that period of life when you want to experiment with your sexual limits but she is otherwise a forgettable, unintelligent person who, outside of sex, screams about the "oppression" religion imposes upon her.
An Atheist girl will do things no Christian girl would. She isn't girlfriend or marrying material and is only good for sex.
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Atheism

It has its own symbol, its own evangelists, its own fundraisers and weekly gatherings, and theres no logical way to prove a God doesn't exist but they believe it strongly.
Atheism: God can't exist.
Somewhat religious dude: Alright, prove it.
Atheism: Evolution.
Somewhat Religious Dude: That just contradicts the bible, not the possibility of a God.
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Atheist girl

Massive slut who is into kinky things and fetishes. She is able to to take it deep in the ass and would be able to gyrate her ass on your cock as you fucked her. Most prostitutes are atheist girls like this. Normally into fisting, rimming, scat play, enema's and other dirty sexual acts. An atheist girl is good during that period of life when you want to experiment with your sexual limits but she is otherwise a forgettable, unintelligent person who, outside of sex, screams about the "oppression" religion imposes upon her.
An Atheist girl will do things no Christian girl would. She isn't girlfriend or marrying material and is only good for sex.
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