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Scale Squatter

A person who repeatedly checks their body weight multiple times a day, especially after using the restroom.
Tim: Where is Terry?

Tom: Probably checking his weight.

Tim: Has he been going to the gym or changed his diet?

Tom: No, he’s just a Scale Squatter.
by King Ricardo III May 19, 2023
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pillsbury scale

The pillsbury scale is the level of attractiveness of an individual's abdomen based on how much their belly button inspires you to poke it.

The scale is mostly a phenominalogical experience and as a consequence has yet to be concretely defind.
Jerry is ranking high on the pillsbury scale today.
by Puhtooie February 18, 2019
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Zooted Scale

A scale describing how high someone is through a list of relatable descriptor words.
Please see as followed:
1. Creamed (as high as possible)
2. Zooted
3. Baked

4. Glazed
5. High
6. Lifted
"Hey man, are you okay after smoking that much? You look totally creamed according to the Zooted Scale."
by cactifetish69 April 10, 2021
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Scales

N. A situation of utter misery and hopelessness
"We're in the scales, now"
by Beanboi85 November 3, 2021
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scaleing

to awkwardly walk around looking for something to do with your friends in order to kill time
Kid 1: dude im bored

Kid 2: yeah bro same, wanna go scaleing?

Kid 3: yeah, lemme get my coat then lets go
by con bro chill hyahh December 30, 2011
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Bot Scale

A scale system typically from “1-10” to average one’s level of consciousness, self awareness and intelligence within one’s being , this scale is advised over the common “attractive scale” to prevent time wasting and furthering understanding of the subject to the “Bot Scale” , not to be confused with the “personality scale “ this scale is strictly to judge one’s level of stability
Jimmy : yo ,how was ur date with that baddie, you definitely scored a 10/10
Tarik : yeah she’s attractive, but she’s definitely not all the way there , she like 3/10 on the bot scale .
Jimmy: DANGGGGG
by RiriThaLover March 3, 2023
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