Snake race

When your mates come over to watch and debate the finer points of porn and, inevitably, become aroused.
"It's always a snake race at my place with the lads."
by Mortechant March 07, 2015
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Snake Vomit

the term used to describe the sudden ejaculation of semen from the flaccid male genitalia. Most often associated with physical violence and verbal abuse.
Snake vomit soaked the fraternity brothers leather sandals after the wrestling match.

His knuckles crashed into the woman's head and he could feel the snake vomit moisten his undies.

"Daddy's gonna hurt you. Daddy's gonna hurt you real good", he cackled, as the snake vomit dripped down his leg.
by noodly mc sketti sauce November 21, 2011
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Snake-Bag

–noun
(1) CONDOM: a thin sheath, usually of very thin rubber, worn over the penis during sexual intercourse to prevent conception or sexually transmitted disease.

(2) a dirty or unkept person
(1) In practicing safe sex be sure to use a snake-bag.

(2) your mother is a whorish snake-bag.
by berocca February 14, 2010
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Snake Dog

A snake dog is a person who is two faced but also acts like your friend to your face, but never turns up to any of your events neither invites you
Georgia: "like for deets"
1 hour later... Still no reply

Georgia is a snake dog she never invited me to the party

Don't be like Georgia
by SnakeKid March 30, 2016
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chimney snake

when my girlfriend gives me bonner when im wearing skinny jeans
Ow! i cant stand up i have a chimney snake!
by bigDnig May 21, 2011
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Snake Spotting

In a men's restroom - when one casually glances at another's penis while standing at a urinal.
Dude, don't go in that bathroom. This guy was snake spotting my love length in there...
by Hugh G Mungous June 25, 2007
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charming the snake

To charm the snake means to pull on one's own wiener. I.E. Masturbate
I told her instead of going on a date, I would rather stay home charming the snake by myself.
by myanacondadoesnot November 21, 2014
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