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Simon Cowell

look it’s simon cowell”
i like that guy”
“ya”
*punches paper towels*
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Simon

Packing a solid 0.000001 millimeters and 7 inch testicals, (speaking from expirience), also has nice gurth ( choad), and is known as a sexy beast that all ladies swoon to there knees.
"Wow his cock is tiny, but he still gets girls"
" That's who he is, just a Simon
by Falcox_213 March 24, 2022
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simon linnarsson

A sexy guy who likes to play Destiny and loves everyone but max newbery
if someone hates you like he really simon linnarsson you
by agata...singel December 12, 2016
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Simon

A man that enjoys Minecraft and is "poggers" and musical instruments.
Simon beat the dragon in 1hour and 20mins.
by INBOUNDLIVE April 9, 2021
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Simone

Often pronounced seemone,seamen and Simon...she...is goofy...loves to do round offs,hesitates constantly before doing them...falls off her chair laughing alot...hates s.n, will "fart on your desk" enjoys fresh meat,is a talented dancer a d gymnast,so very studious and is one of my absolute favorite person.
Simone is in 4.1,she will reps flambooboo and will teef 5 box lunch
by Kcastle January 21, 2023
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Simon

Tall white guy, teacher’s pet, specifically in english. Will probably claim to have broken up with a girl but we all know it was the other way around. Also an amazing friend.
Your such a good friend but damn you are a Simon too.
by Monsibar the second November 22, 2021
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Simone

Is a kind person and is a big-hearted person too. He always cares about other's people feelings and he's also a very good at keeping secrets. He is very responsible and always has a smile on his face
Simone is very caring about her feelings
by Zizhou November 22, 2021
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