Morning After Punch

The morning after punch, or MAP, is falcon punching your pregnant girlfriend resulting in a miscarriage, then breaking up with her for losing your baby.

She was annoying, so I had to morning after punch her, and pop her miscarry cherry.

by Joo-Bacca February 11, 2009

afterglow

the pride and long sensation you feel in your anus after taking a monster dump.

Donald felt that immense afterglow after taking that huge disgusting dump.

by Yogadouche September 1, 2015

altered beast

a very large and hairy man (usually me) who has recently consumed unholy amounts of psycho-active hallucinogens and is bustin out chunky moves oldschool in a most unpercedented and unordadox manner

innocent onlooker: go you altered beast, shake that hairy, hairy, good thang all over that floor

altered beast: BLEEEEAAARRGH

by james August 6, 2004

afterfuck

the second girl of the night you had sex with, as if it was an afterthought.

i had sex with lucy and cindy tonight. cindy was really just an afterfuck though

by dreadtoad January 27, 2010

Third Degree After Burner

When a man is having sexual intercourse with a women in the traditional doggie style position. You then give the women an enema with a highly flammable alcoholic drink like Bacardi 151, You then ask the women to fart and light it on fire it hits you in the chest like the after burner on a jet aircraft. Except with this one you will probably have Third Degree Burns.

The Third Degree After Burner is extremly hazardous, please do not attempt at home.

by Paul Stuffy October 11, 2006

Alternateen

Not to be confused with the other (incorrect) definition of alternateen (which actually is an umbrella of Punk, Poserpunk, Emo, Scene, Goth, Hardcore, Grindcore, and Death Metal, all in one tight little generalization), Alternateens are the undereducated Hipsters. They look relatively indie, but stay within earth tones, have close to hippie-esque hair, and tend to say they listen to "Alternative Music" not knowing the specifics of the genre. Alternative encompasses all subgenres of rock (see whats above, give or take some). Alternateens are mostly found in small towns and are teenagers that try too hard with knowing so little about culture.

We were walking down the street in that tiny port town when we passed a teen center surrounded by Alternateens, who gave us the nastiest look.

by regretsareawaste April 9, 2008

altered

changed something/ object

Liz's mind must be altered because fernando was right and she was wrong.

by bigbootynando November 29, 2011