A person who is legitimately the worst person you've ever met in your entire life. Often used to name someone who is obnoxious, fat, has shitty hair, bad glasses, buck teeth, and a lumpy ass. A lot of the time this person will be referred to as a beaverwhale. They will steal anyones boyfriend by being a huge skank with open legs, and have no self esteem or self worth. They usually will start unneccesary drama by saying you are talking about them, so beware of the Alexes in your life, especially the females. Super annoying and really fat most of the time.
by an_alex_victim November 21, 2011
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