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secret agent

A standard cigarette (either standard or for the chavvy, superking variety) hollowed out of its tobacco contents and replaced with the key ingredients of a spliff or joint, save for the rizla. Useful for disguise from law enforcement officials (plod), or just when the rizla's have run out and no bugger can be arsed with goin down to the petrol station at 3am. Ideally filter shuold be replaced by a normal roach
No Rizla's? Secret agent time!
secret agent by Matt_the_don October 28, 2005
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Used to describe a very long period of time.
"Man I haven't seen that cunt for ages."
"...It happened ages ago."
"I was waiting out the front of his house for ages."
ages by Diego August 14, 2003
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prop-agenda 

The use of propaganda to ensure that only select issues make it into the news, so that the only problems on the public agenda are approved by the state. Hybrid of propaganda and agenda. See agenda}
i.e. mainstream media failed to report the de-regulation ruling of the FCC, while constantly reporting the progress of the war in Iraq.
prop-agenda by gersidi August 30, 2003

free agent 

One being single (guy or girl)
Yo check to see if dat gurl dur is a free agent.
free agent by Gil June 27, 2004
the one thing that students don't use
Agenda? Pfft, who uses that?
agenda by lolzerds April 13, 2017

Paranoia Agent 

An excellent anime series on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim. This follows a group of people in modern day Tokyo who have all been attacked by a mysterious boy deemed Lil' Slugger. They all identify the boy as having golden rolloerblades and a golden baseball bat, bent at a 45 degree anlge (described on the show as "like a dog's leg"). All of these victims share the common trait of being under extreme pressure, trauma and stress at the time of their attack, and all of them have their problem temporally solved after they have been attacked. Each character has it's own sub-plot, and each character ties to the others due to the attacks of Lil Slugger. There are also two detectives working on solving the case. Paranoia Agent is a cerebral, vague and often confusing anime show, but if you take the time to understand the show's subtle plot clues, it is well worth it.
I used to stay up for Adult Swim to see InuYasha, Cowboy Bebop and Trigun.. but now I just want to see more of Paranoia Agent.
Paranoia Agent by Waqcku July 28, 2005
When adults automatically think people who are 14+ are doing something wrong in ANY situation, whether inside a store or just walking down the street.
1.
*walking into store..looking around..goes to pay for item*

Shop Keeper: Can i please check your bag?
Teen: are you being Agist?

2. teen: There is so much Ageism in this country.
Ageism by appleville August 26, 2013