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Clobbering a snake

Similar to "choking the chicken", "clobbering a snake" also refers to masturbation. The main difference is that you can only "clobber the snake" while playing Farmville in Vancouver.
by Domingo_is_sexy July 6, 2010
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chimney snake

when my girlfriend gives me bonner when im wearing skinny jeans
Ow! i cant stand up i have a chimney snake!
by bigDnig June 19, 2011
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shedding snake

while having anal sex and wearing a condom, the partner clinches the spincter and you remove your dick leaving the condom on the inside.
I shit out a condom this morning, Ted must have done a shedding snake last night.
by DaButcher May 1, 2005
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Snake Spotting

In a men's restroom - when one casually glances at another's penis while standing at a urinal.
Dude, don't go in that bathroom. This guy was snake spotting my love length in there...
by Hugh G Mungous July 25, 2007
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Snake Rattle

A specific method of giving a blowjob. A Snake Rattle is performed by the performer using his/her tongue to shift the mosition of the penis within his/her mouth, slapping it on the performer's teeth. If done fast enough, a rattling sound & feeling is experienced.
"That Cindy's tongue is fucking amazing! Her Snake Rattle sent me hissing & spitting!"
by Monkeyfucker1 October 22, 2008
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Bass snake

"Aw yeah, take a look at my bass snake, baby. Let's fuck."
by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014
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charming the snake

To charm the snake means to pull on one's own wiener. I.E. Masturbate
I told her instead of going on a date, I would rather stay home charming the snake by myself.
by myanacondadoesnot November 21, 2014
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