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Willy Tricks

Tricks done with the male genitals, for example, the willy stand, the willy flip, the willy flop, the willy spin.
There are willy trick championships, with the current high score being held by The Willy Trickster. Other well known competitors include: The Willy King, and Madam Willy
Look at the frogman doing his fancy willy tricks.
by The Griggman September 18, 2016
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boog willy

The act of picking your nose, then sticking your finger in another person's ear. Similar to giving someone a wet willy, except instead of your saliva, it's your booger going into their ear.
Jonny was being a douche bag, so I gave him a boog willy.
by Slaney June 15, 2006
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Willy bubbeler

When your willy turns into a bubbeler
Yo my nigro pull out you fat Willy bubbeler and let me have a suck my G
by casualracist May 21, 2023
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Abstruse Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was difficult to penetrate.
"The BANDITS couldn't get in the building, 'cause it was too Abstruse Willis."
by PoliPotter April 13, 2009
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Simple Willy

to get a blowjob from a random girl. straight blowjob, no bullshit. not a good on nor a bad one just a plain ol' blow j. use when needed but the meaning is changed when you talk to the girl who gives said blowjob for more then a couple weeks. you canot tell your friends you plan on getting a simple willy otherwise it isnt a simple will at all.
Steve- "hey frank did you hook up with that chick last night?"

Frank- "yeah dude she gave me a simple willy"

Steve- "you son of a bitch thats random"

Frank- "i know"
by duckfudger October 11, 2011
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sweetdick willie

To have great dick that all woman love
Hey baby I heard they call you Sweetdick willie are you sharing
by Sweetdick willie July 17, 2017
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Willy wangler

To obtain a willy by deceitive or manipulative methods.;
Or
Someone who leaves their facebook signed in, in the vacinity of people likely to change the best part of their profile to phallic symbols and status'.
Rob was willy wangling when he left his laptop on the lap of a malicious, fat woman.;
Or
Byron is a flange stomping willy wangler.;
Or
Margery is a serial willy wangler.
by WillyWonkersWorldOfWanking April 11, 2011
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