minute to shit it

The amount of time it takes you to get rid of the old style and get in with the new style, probably because your ass is broke.

Yeah, I know, but I'm gonna need a minute to shit it

by earcher5 April 2, 2011

20 Minute Challenge

Shitting, jerking-off, showering, shaving, and getting dressed, all within 20 minutes.

Guy 1: Hey, we gotta leave in 20 minutes.
Guy 2: Alright, I guess it's time for the 20 Minute Challenge

by MCGymNastY September 4, 2016

Woavyy Minutes

2 regular minutes is equal to 1 Woavyy minute

Mrs. Smith can I please have snevn more woavyy minutes

by Snevn July 1, 2024

30 minutes

The time for an avarage person to find a normal definition of a word on Urban Dictionary.

Teacher: Everyone, int today 's lesson we are going to learn alot vocabularies. Today's main question is: what is the definition of the word "pandemic"
a while later...
teacher: alright times up, jimmy, what have you found?
jimmy: i haven't find anything on the urban dictionary!
teacher: how many times do i have to tell you jimmy, it will take 30 minutes to find a normal definition on urban dictionary!

by gdplayer December 22, 2022

I’m 5 minutes away

It means that the person haven’t left the house. Usually still getting ready.

I’m 5 minutes away

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Five-Minute-Job

Any task, at work or home, which takes somewhere between five hours and five days to complete.

"Hey Shirley, ... a little five-minute-job.. Before you go tonight, can you check this and drop it on my desk for tomorrow?... Thanks, Shirl, I knew you would!"

by Bronhill August 25, 2021

Azure Minute

A period of time typically used in conjunction with an action performed on the Microsoft Azure platform. This can occur instantly, but in most cases will take much longer.

I've just changed that setting, it'll be available in an Azure Minute.

by kbho September 14, 2020