Dylan N.

Dylan is the type of guy who chow down on pizza. He loves food and video games.

Dylan N. is the best person to hang out with, but he smells. Dylan smells

by EPICNICO)% May 22, 2019

Poor Dylan

Charlie brown like in nature. Always a chronic masturbater but never a ladies man.

I was waiting for Nicole to come over just strokin’ it but she never showed. Guess I’m just a Poor Dylan again.

by eric_h June 26, 2022

dylan nugget

god himself manifested into a chicken nugget

i wanna eat a dylan nugget rn

by eggwargg September 24, 2018

Dylan Bruno

An actor from Numb3rs. Plays Special Agent Colby Granger.
Extremely sexy. A hella hot cop, too.

1: Did you see Dylan Bruno in Numb3rs last night?
2: Yeah! He was so sexy in his bullet-proof vest!

by peacewithemptytowns January 05, 2010

dylan woodward

A Man typically of Asian dissent, Who is Unusually attracted to minors.

Dylan Woodward took that youngling into the bathroom an hasn’t been scene since.

by Poobare27 July 27, 2020

dylan koch

A hot boy who is very sexy. He is so attractive that he attracts magnets

Keep that magnet away from him he’s a Dylan Koch

by DougKochStan112 June 14, 2021

Dylan Jones

Pot head but nice dumb blonde guy
His friends are kinda jerks

Janice: That one there, that's Dylan Jones. He is one of the dumbest guys you will ever meet. Damian sat next to him in English last year.
Damian: He asked me how to spell "orange."

by Turtle127359 February 22, 2019