Wizgiggle

A spasmodic release of Wiz/urine due to laughing uncontrollably.

To Wiz in one's pant by accident.

"A wizgiggle overpowered me as I tried not to fall off my chair laughing."

"Princesses always wizgiggled at me and even men did in the not so private Wizroom for being DUMB enough to by mega dick!"

by The Master Wisdom November 17, 2010

Wizsane

When one has reached a level of insobriety that they can no longer control themselves or be expected to perform any reasonable human action (e.g. exercise bladder control, regulate speech volume, and/or maintain proper etiquette). This state is inspired by the levels of insobriety shown by Wiz Khalifa (see "Taylor Gang" video by Wiz Khalifa).

He just walked into a wall and can't stop yelling. He has definitely gone Wizsane. But watch, he'll be kneeling in the bathroom in ten minutes chanting to the porcelain gods.

by AVJesus May 18, 2011

Snore Wizard

A term used to describe a person who is boring enough that they make you snore.

"He is a snorewizard". "She is a snore wizard". "They are a bunch of snore wizards". For example: Cliff Richard, Carol Smiley, Jules Oliver, Jane MacDonald, Leona Lewis, Andy Murray, Bruce Forsyth, Bonnie Tyler, Claire Sweeney, Ben from Eastenders (Phil's son), Gordon Brown.

by The Three Muskateers December 28, 2009

j-wizzle

a person with skills, especially in basketball.

hey! i definitely don't want to play her in basketball. she's a j-wizzle that would definitely beat us.

by Debbie Nash May 2, 2008

wizards sleave

A Big Pussy Hole - A woman with a huge muff cus she's been fucked to much! bucket

"that birds fit but i reckon she's got a muff like a wizards sleave"

"look at that slag, i bet she's like screwin a wizards sleave"

"look at that wizards sleave, the dirty buwer"

by D.A.S August 30, 2008

wizkid ayo

Wizkid ayo is the best singer in Africa

Wizkid ayo is a king in Africa

Me:Yo bro! You seen wizkid ayo latest album ?
Homeboy: yes bro literally everyone has

by Mark luwis June 21, 2019

Wiki Wizard

(1) Someone who doesn't know jack shit from square one without using the Wikipedia website as their own personal reference guide to the shit that they don't know anything about so as to attempt to flame, degrade, or humiliate others with their smaller than average e-penis.

This person generally falls under the following personalities:

a) flamer
b) child
c) adolescent
d) socially inept with those of the opposite sex.
e) someone who sits around on the internet all day and has nothing better to do with their lives.
f) someone with no purpose in life.
g) someone with no personal goals in life.

...I can't believe he actually thought that going to Wikipedia to copy and paste shit from there was a good way to bash someone else about their religion. Isn't he agnostic anyway? What a wiki wizard.

by Stephanie T. Wilson August 3, 2008