loko wasted

Being extremely intoxicated off of four loko(s).

Friend 1: I don't remember anything last night. Why do I have a black eye?

Friend 2: You were loko wasted and ran into a wall!

by lilmamisita May 6, 2011

Oreo Wasted

the act of eating so many oreos that you feel intoxicated

dude, what were you doing last night?
man, i was oreo wasted

by VIXVIIIXCVI December 16, 2011

KD Wasted

Adj.
1.) White-boy wasted
2.) Affected by alcohol to the extent one cannot control his/her actions
3.) Absolutely plastered
4.) Inebriated beyond necessary

"I got KD Wasted last weekend, it was embarrassing"
"What did you do?"
"I confessed my love to her"

by drcrawdaddy December 16, 2011

AK Wasted

The epitome of wasted. So drunk where u just "fuck shit man" and when everyone gets fucked........UP.

LET'S GET AK WASTED!!!

by Team Shake Shake December 25, 2011

Morgan Wisted

Blogger, musician, dancer, muser, fashionista, hair changer, meeter of thomas kirk...all around awesome.

The chick is such a Morgan Wisted! She changes her hair like every two months! WOAHHH.

I just Morgan WistedED....I listened to Muse for like 7 hours straight! H.A.A.R.P FOR THE WIN!

by Mo-Quisha January 1, 2012

Welfare Wasted

1. To drink yourself into a state of financial disparity

Jimmy: That bum smells like straight liqueur
John: Yeah man, hes defiantly getting welfare wasted.

by Brandon john April 23, 2012

Bathtub wasted

This is a state of inebriation when you get so drunk that you mistake a bathtub for a bed and fall asleep in a bathtub.

"She was so bathtub wasted she didn't realized she crawled into the bathtub to sleep instead of her bed."

by Mastro Lindo August 25, 2013