waste-acetid

Condition of being so incredibly drunk that you cannot function, perform any action, or speak successfully. originated in detroit area, MI

pernounced Ways-tasted

hey yo im waste-acetid! i cannot even fuggin consintrate on wutever im fuggin bou fi negg shha bit, ya know?

by ulambator January 30, 2008

Washerator

a word used by goons that refers to dishwasher

imma put these plates in the washerator!

by goon_ June 15, 2009

wastechick

like wasteman, but with chick slapped in instead of man.

wasteman: oi wastechick!
wastechick: ye fam?
wasteman: u kl wastechick?
wastequick: ye bwoiiiiiiiii

by SIKACE September 24, 2011

Waiter-Envy

When your at a restaurant and your waiter is enthusiastic & super nice and you feel extra special, only to see that he does the same thing to the people at the table next to you.

Waiter: You guys look like a fun crowd!!

You: Thank you!

(Waiter goes to the next table)

Waiter: You guys look like a fun crowd!!

You: Damn i have such Waiter-Envy he totally played me.

by 1995isthetime November 25, 2011

Washeruping

The art of showering and washing up at the same time. There is no need for washing up liquid, you just use your tongue. Known to be minimalistic for people who want to save their precious time.

Bob: "Yo why is Brian in the shower with a bunch of dirty plates?"
Lilly: "His washeruping!"
Bob: "Phew! I thought he was trying to re-enact american pie by rubbing his cock on the dirty plate."

by Paleo Chase September 12, 2011

Washernator

~n~ 1. Someone who goes to the bathroom, urinates, and then leaves without washing their hands

" Did you just see that guy leave the bathroom? He's the washernator in the office grossing everyone out!!!"

by The Kitanator January 17, 2012

waste bander

when a male gets a "wood" that they proceed to tuck in their waste band

When I see an attractive girl I get a waste bander.

by WOODtucker February 27, 2012