Wally Whomp

When a male smacks a female in the face with his penis.

"Oh yeah dude, I SO wally whomped that hoe!!! I even knocked a tooth out and gave her a fat lip!"

by Megan Langley April 4, 2009

whooptee whoo

who the fuck cares

pam:hey girl i have a new boy friend
gina:whooptee whoo
pam:wuss wrong
gina:nada bitch

by ~diamond~ January 9, 2004

whoops text

when you text the wrong person and reveal a secret at the same time

Jim texted his coworker Lisa "Miss You :-)"

He really meant to text his new gf he is keeping on the down low.

When Jim got back to the office her told Lisa sorry I whoops texted you.

by bluemouse April 30, 2010

Whoopsy-Pussy

N. When you get laid without trying or by accident.

I wasn't even into that girl, it was total whoopsy-pussy.

by TedDub April 6, 2011

whoopi stick

when a couple is making whoopi.......and the stick(dick) is withdrawn too far (usually cause the guy thinks it is longer than it really is) and then misses going back in. Therefore, the dick stick has been bent.

Oh.....shit, I bent my whoopi stick..... man that hurts

by coffeecup April 20, 2012

whoopy cushion

While eating a girl out, you blow air into her vagina then press down on her stomach causing her to queef making a whoopy cushion sound.

Dude, I was eating out the new firl vanessa last night and I whoopy cushioned her and we laughed for 20 minutes!

by chancedietz November 23, 2014

Whoops

The most insincere way of acknowledging your mistakes and having no intention to fix it.

Guy:"My phone is broken because of you"

Guy2: "It was a mistake,whoopsie"

by Super Niggalicious December 10, 2018