Canine whipped

A household that is run by a pet. Specifically a dog. What the dog wants, it gets, and when it wants it. Typically the owners do not see the scenario at all and comment on their "wonderful pet". Outsiders and friends though can see the caos and true pecking order.

Friend says "man you are canine whipped". Similar term used for girlfriends and wives.

Examples for being "canine whipped" can include:

Get up multiple times in night to let dog out.
Dog will not come to you when you call it.
Dog sits in middle of road ignoring cars
Dog jumps out car window while car is moving
Have to drive car around road to exhaust dog so can catch it when it stands still
Relaxing walk with friend and dogs ends in running and yelling match to try and keep dogs under control.

by MtIronWalker September 18, 2013

whipper snapper

What old people, generally your grandparents, call "youngsters". The word is derived from the term "snapping your whip" which means getting a b0n3r. So basically your granddad is calling you a whipper snapper because you can get it up and he can't. The term has been used less frequently since the development of viagra

"You young whipper snappers!! Always sticking your business in places were it doesn't belong!"

by Matr1z December 3, 2004

whippeds

Taking 'whippeds' is inhaling the nitrous oxide (laughing gas) out of whipped cream cans to get high. The high usually lasts from 1-5 minutes.

Let's go to the grocery store and take whippeds before school.

by Lizabeth42 September 11, 2006

Whipped

to have your significant other control you to the point of making food for them, feeding them, and possibly wiping their ass for them

"My name is Kevin Niemann, and I'm whipped because I just made my girlfriend a sandwich."

by SL8R32 May 19, 2010

Whipped

doing whatever your girlfriend tells you to do.

Alex is a whipped little bitch.

by sicklyfe23 January 25, 2011

whipped bitch

a girl that has been "trained". most likely a girl with no self confidence, and lets her man boss her around like a bitch.

Guy: I'm horny. Suck my dick, yeah?

Girl: I'm not in the mood right now. No.

Guy: Shut up and suck my dick, bitch.

Girl: FUCK YOU! I'M NO WHIPPED BITCH!

by jmg15 March 9, 2012

Sister whipped

When someone is hit by a nun with a bible or yard stick for swearing at church/school. Also applies to when one's biological sister whips him/her with a long object.

Person 1: God***n it!

Nun: (Slaps person 1 in the face with bible)

Person 1:Dude I got sister whipped at home
Person 2: LOL

by airsoftkillm March 4, 2011