j-whale

a creature far larger than a whale. typically a human being
must be perceived to be in access of weighing a tonne.
can also be used as an insult to obese Americans
Ted:yo mike, you keep downing those burgers ull become a j-whale, (haha)

Mike:your right ted, I might just go and vomit
by fat joe21 May 18, 2008
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whale cum

You`re whale cum!
You motherfucker are not whale cum!
by godlikegod November 14, 2018
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Whale Fortress

The home or lair of an extremely obese person. Usually stocked to the roof with sweets and fattening foods.
"Dude, Jessica's house is such a whale fortress."
by MonoZebra August 16, 2011
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orga whale

when a man has a orgasm(refers to the orga) and whale(he wales in a orgasm) and when he sperms(like a orca whale blows its spout).
wow john is a rel orga whale in bed!
by gloath king April 17, 2011
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Land-Whale

A Fat man or woman. Could also use the terms; Land-Walrus or Land-Seacow. Usually doesn’t care about getting in shape nor eating healthy.
Dam... look at that Land-Whale move, it’s like it’s walking in slow motion.
by TKinfinity July 17, 2019
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prince of whales

A man who regularly enjoys hitting on, making sexual advances toward, and even having sexual encounters with as many obese women as he could find. The serial womanizing epitome of a chubby chaser basically.
Mac: Hey look at Al over there hitting on every fat broad he comes across in this joint! Shit man he must be wasted!

George: Nah he is just a regular prince of whales. He just loooooooves all that excess baggage.
by Terminus_Est April 14, 2011
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douche whale

The only thing that exceeds the amount of douche in the doucheapotamus

I can't believe the way that guy is acting. He's gotta be the biggest douche I've ever seen.. In fact He's a douche whale.
Source: image969, cumberland RI
by image969 January 18, 2008
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