Balooka Whale

An expression used to compare a larger than average human to a whale. Most commonly used between siblings and/or close relatives or friends during heated verbal disagreements over who gets the last bag of Doritos.

“I cant believe you’re eating the last bag a Doritos. You’re such a Balooka whale!”

“Omg, Brittany! All you do is eat Doritos all day! You’re a Balooka Whale”

by Messy_Jessie January 14, 2019

whale cum

It`s memeable

You`re whale cum!
You motherfucker are not whale cum!

by godlikegod November 14, 2018

Whale Fortress

The home or lair of an extremely obese person. Usually stocked to the roof with sweets and fattening foods.

"Dude, Jessica's house is such a whale fortress."

by MonoZebra August 20, 2011

j-whale

a creature far larger than a whale. typically a human being
must be perceived to be in access of weighing a tonne.
can also be used as an insult to obese Americans

Ted:yo mike, you keep downing those burgers ull become a j-whale, (haha)

Mike:your right ted, I might just go and vomit

by fat joe21 May 22, 2008

orga whale

when a man has a orgasm(refers to the orga) and whale(he wales in a orgasm) and when he sperms(like a orca whale blows its spout).

wow john is a rel orga whale in bed!

by gloath king May 7, 2011

Land-Whale

A Fat man or woman. Could also use the terms; Land-Walrus or Land-Seacow. Usually doesn’t care about getting in shape nor eating healthy.

Dam... look at that Land-Whale move, it’s like it’s walking in slow motion.

by TKinfinity July 17, 2019

douche whale

The only thing that exceeds the amount of douche in the doucheapotamus

I can't believe the way that guy is acting. He's gotta be the biggest douche I've ever seen.. In fact He's a douche whale.
Source: image969, cumberland RI

by image969 July 23, 2008